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episode 244 [Director's Cut]

from Difficult Listening Channel [Director's Cut] by Michael Oster

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Special 24 bit master version of episode 244. Originally released on 2-26-14. This version is minus any VO. Just the 'music'.

Description for this episode was the following:

A Thrilling In-Depth Look at the Art of Growing Grass or: Finally, an Accurate Description of Something

The stench from Jeffrey's magnificent tonsil stone collection had gotten out of hand. His house now smelled worse than that crazy cat lady's down the street. His mother, who loved him dearly and always supported him, had to do something about this. She tried to get him interested in other hobbies like football, chess, stamp collecting, or even catching lizards. Nothing worked. Little Jeffery's passion was tonsil stones and there was nothing that his parents could do about it. He took great care in his collection, even naming each individual stone. But this was too much. Finally, his mother got the idea of burning down the house. Though, initially her husband was against it, even he finally caved as Jeffery's collection was just too much to handle. So the family went on one of those week-long trips to Disney. The plan was going perfectly and even Jeffery seemed to be having fun. Then the phone call came. Their house was in ashes. Everything was gone…just like they planned. Weeks later, however, while temporarily living in a Holiday Inn Express, Jeffery's mom caught a whiff of that familiar, yet repulsive smell. Down at the bottom of Jeffery's Ninja Turtles lunchbox, a Ziploc bag full of fermenting stones exploded. That's when his mom realized that the vacation, the burning of the house, their complete sacrifice…was for nothing. Jeffery had brought his prized collection with him.

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from Difficult Listening Channel [Director's Cut], released February 27, 2014

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Michael Oster Tampa, Florida

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I started my professional career in 1992 and my sounds have appeared in feature film, television, computer games, radio, and lots of other interesting places.

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